"Subject: Battle of SMITH PARK this Saturday...THE RULES OF WAR are complete. I like grapes.
Battle of SMITH PARK
3PM
This Saturday.
Hello my people. Times have been hard. The westside has been blockading us here on the eastside so our provisions are limited to bread and grapes. But it does not matter THIS IS THE LAST BATTLE UNTIL NEXT YEAR...I must fight. We need every last man, woman and child.
I returned from the council of the nobles HERE ARE THE RULES OF WAR:
-Water balloon launchers are ok, but CANNOT be used inside the walking track at Smith Park.
-Water noodles are ok. This was a hard one. It just stressed me out too much. Just dont be annoying about it.
-BUT none of those really hard nerf swords.
AND YES THE EASTSIDE HAS ACQUIRED A FIRETRUCK.
It wouldnt hurt for everyone to have a shield and/or some kind of armor.
-I love you."
I don't what the deal is with the Confederate flag, but look at how well Ford takes on his role as commander.
3PM
This Saturday.
Hello my people. Times have been hard. The westside has been blockading us here on the eastside so our provisions are limited to bread and grapes. But it does not matter THIS IS THE LAST BATTLE UNTIL NEXT YEAR...I must fight. We need every last man, woman and child.
I returned from the council of the nobles HERE ARE THE RULES OF WAR:
-Water balloon launchers are ok, but CANNOT be used inside the walking track at Smith Park.
-Water noodles are ok. This was a hard one. It just stressed me out too much. Just dont be annoying about it.
-BUT none of those really hard nerf swords.
AND YES THE EASTSIDE HAS ACQUIRED A FIRETRUCK.
It wouldnt hurt for everyone to have a shield and/or some kind of armor.
-I love you."
I don't what the deal is with the Confederate flag, but look at how well Ford takes on his role as commander.
2 comments:
haha, when I saw the title of this blog, I guessed that it was written by at least three different friends, but you were not one of them. haha. Ford is great and so are you.
water noodles are always stressing me out too.
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